Multiple Whats????
The haunted ice maker has struck again! Only this time it gave me three instead of one. Honey is now convinced the machine is in love with me. Actually, he’s wondering if I tampered with it to make it do this. *sigh* Alas, I didn’t because, let’s face it, if I had figured how to pull something like this off I think my ice statues would be more *cough, cough* statuesque. 
So once we finished having a debate about ice dicks, I dared Honey to take one of them in and show my mom. Here’s the conversation.
Me. “I dare you.”
Him giving me that look. The one that says, How did we get here? “No.”
“Why not? It will be funny.”
“That’s what I’m afraid of.”
“Tell her I made you.”
He gives me another look. One I know very well. It’s a cross between Seriously? and You’re nuts. “No.“
Right then my mom comes through the door. Honey turns his back on me and positions himself so the ice dicks are stealthily hidden behind him…but then so am I which basically meant the guy was screwed. There he is, nicely greeting Madge when I picked up the most attractive frigid phallus -that would be the one on the right as the one on the left had a hook claw-hook-thingy on the top and the one at the back had some kind of wart looking thing on the side of it – and centered it in my outstretched palm. Slowly I moved until the ice member came out from hiding and was floating right beside Honey’s shoulder. Now visible to my mom. I kept it there until I heard her laugh, asking, “Good grief, what’s that?”
Honey shot a look sideways and didn’t miss a beat. “Washington Monument.”
Good old Madge just shook her head and tapped Honey on the shoulder as she walked by, saying, “Nice try, but your wife already told me the story about the ice maker making penises.”
Oop, there was that look again when Honey swung around and glared at me. LMAO! What did he expect? Me to keep it a secret? *looks right at you and pulls down reading glasses* Maybe I should tell him tonight when we’re lying in bed that I’ve been blogging about this. 
Riley, who sees a brand new ice maker in her very near future.
