IT IS TIME TO BUILD A WEBSITE OF FLESH AND BONE AND TO MOVE INTO SAID WEBSITE AND FEAST

A TOMBSTONE THAT IS A BILLBOARD THAT READS “TOO MANY PEOPLE”

I AM TIRED FOR THE WRONG REASONS

A NATURAL DISASTER WHERE ALL LEAVES IN A FOREST FALL SIMULTANEOUSLY

MY LIFE IS FAR TOO MARKETABLE

WHICH IS THE MOST MARKETABLE NATURAL DISASTER?

EVERY NATURAL DISASTER HAS BEEN OR WILL BE MADE INTO A MOVIE

I WANT TO START MANUFACTURING TOMBSTONES OUT OF PLASTIC

MY PRODUCT WILL BE CALLED “TOMBPLASTICS”

BUT EVERYONE WILL CALL STILL CALL THEM “TOMBSTONES”

"NO AMOUNT OF RAIN WILL BE ABLE TO WASH AWAY YOUR NAME" WILL BE A LINE IN A TOMBPLASTIC COMMERCIAL

A WASP ON THE CEILING

A FRUIT SO BIG THAT IT RIPS OFF THE BRANCH ON WHICH IT GROWS

ENTERING YOUR OWN CLOSET, BECOMING A SKELETON

I HAVE SURVIVED EVERY WAR THAT HAS BEEN FOUGHT DURING MY LIFETIME