Look Who I Found…Fred Isn’t Dead!
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Fred is in our backyard. I know, right? I give him food and a riding crop and he winds up in the backyard? Crazy. That’s him hiding in our planter boxes. Honey walked right by him this morning, so I guess it wasn’t too crazy after all.
Crazy like a fox. I go out for an hour this morning and when I get home this is what I find? No wonder Fred doesn’t want to run away. If I knew we had Heineken in the fridge I wouldn’t go either. 
[image error]I figured if I confiscated the umbrella he might take a hike before Honey gets home. But then…
I walk by the front doors and notice my poochie keeping guard. What the…?
Who leans in with her nose against the glass? Myrtie. Dammit she must have heard me talking to Fred. Now she knows he’s back there. Eek! They may leave a ring around my pool tonight if I don’t shoo Fred off on his travels. Already he’s had a few offers. My neighbor up on the corner asked if Fred would like to go and visit there. Now might be a good time to send him, right?
Aw look.
My poochie hasn’t left the front door since Myrtie popped up. I’m thinking she’s like her dad and doesn’t like gnome’s either.
Gotta go. I gotta call my neighbor. 
Riley whose work is never done. Heheheh.
