Markets Are dVerse And A Bit Perverse!

So for dVerse today into some strange markets we will stray. Who knows what will come due. Maybe the cat will even help you find something at your zoo. But if it is one of these, don't tell me or I will send you fleas.

There is a market for this,
There is a market for that.
I guess some need bliss,
Why? Sure beats the cat.

A market for creeps,
Who must have a pair.
They count sheeps,
After buying used underwear.

A market for the wacky,
They are so very strange.
Some may call it tacky,
But buy a bride and make a change.

A market for parts,
From toes to heads.
Even some hearts,
Elephant feet for meds.

A market that is swell,
But could cause you to itch.
You might get sent to Hell.
It is the market of the witch.

A market for a snapper,
Or some big thug.
Must be a trapper,
To get the real crocodile rug.

A market that is nuts,
And really out there.
Must sniff butts,
To buy receipts at your lair.

A market for celebrity junk.
Easy to find in the trash.
Wait for them to get drunk,
Grab their used gum and dash.

A market for the arts,
That will get a rise.
Next in all walmarts,
Giant penis art, no lies.

A market for this,
A market for that.
All bring bliss,
To some strange rat.

Now are you hoarding used underwear away or giant penis sculptures at your bay? Wait! I still do not want to know. Let's keep it on the down low. It might be an answer pass that is too scary for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.