And Round Twenty Two Now Comes To You!

Back we are again with the search engine nuts that find my den. There seem to be quite a few that somehow end up at my zoo. But at least they can entertain or make you want to run away at your lane.

"poem poem for spotted dick pudding"

A cheer squad for spotted dick. I guess it does the trick.

"bye bye cute"

I guess now an old fart? Can't take cute to heart?

"blow jobs r us"

The stupid creepy guy is stalking me. Or other weirdos looking for such a spree.

"reproductive gas can"

Hmmm okay, lay down and reproduce away.

"cats with fleas on their knees"

Humans get those, but I bet you found a cat striking a pose.

"Herded old men with goats."

Okay everyone, take notes. Old men and goats need votes.

"wtf gangreen pics of toes"

Did you think zombie feet were a treat?

"robin hood the merry mary humper"

So I guess mutts leg humping Mary is merry and not scary?

"hamburgers with cheese rats titles"

The Cheesy Rat! How's that title from the cat?

"Glad I'm not a little blue man"

I guess of the blue guy he isn't a fan. Maybe he is afraid of a blue tan?

"warped things you find when you drop your pants"

Wow, strike a warped stance. Hopefully on you no one will take a chance.

"Buffy on my nuts"

If she stabs you, let's just say your nuts are through.

"Drink the fluoride and you become one of them"

A fluoride head? A living undead?

"Mac and me sucked."

No argument here from my rhyming rear.

"Stoked, my mom got laid."

Errr ummm errr ummm I'm going to ignore this one and play dumb.

And the winner leaves you with a real treat. Some may even find his advice sweet. Like the guy above and his happiness for his mommy finding love. 

"Plucking ass hair hurts like a steer kicking you in the head"
So there you are at your bar. You now know how to compare the plucking of ass hair. Why would anyone want to do that? Sure beats the cat. Now we are through with this search engine mass and no one is ever going to pluck the hair of my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.