Evil Monkey: Steampunk and New Weird

(Hawk Alfredson)

Evil Monkey:

How many Steampunks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Jeff:

Oh no.

Evil Monkey:

Just guess, dude.

Jeff:

I have no idea.

Evil Monkey:

Two, one to change it and a second to glue unnecessary clock parts to it. (Thanks, James Burnett.)

Jeff:

Sigh.

Evil Monkey:

Now. How many New Weirdies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Jeff:

….

Evil Monkey:
More than a dozen. You need one to put forth a manifesto about the lightbulb, another to ascribe cosmic malice to the...