I Flee the Potato Chip Factory

So, vacation last week. Like all vacations, it was too fast and yet I was glad to come home. Perhaps a bit more glad this time, as I had to endure a tour of the Cape Cod Potato Chip factory in addition to 24 hours of essentially non-stop vomiting. No, the two are not related.
Actually, it was clear that the CCPC employees work hard for their chips. And the only reason I know that is because it rained last Thursday. A lot.
When you're lurking on Cape Cod and it rains, and you and your...