A dVerse Habit Or Two Come Into View!

So today for dVerse the cat will go all habit. No! Not bad ones like humans obsessed with humping a rabbit. A bad image there? Yeah, I am well aware. Let's stray away from redneck land today at my litter box sand.

Habits at your zoo,
All have one or two.
Do it with ease.
Not the birds and the bees.

Oh come now don't stutter.
Stay out of the gutter.
See a habit there.
I have it at my lair.

A food habit.
You have to grab it.
Can't be without.
Your tummy may shout.

A TV habit.
Dang nab it.
You missed a show.
Oh friggin no!

A bathroom habit.
See TP you have to grab it.
A TP hoarder at your sea.
Only 100 rolls is saved by me.

A negative nelly.
A habit that's worse than smelly.
Everything is oh so bad,
Every day at your pad.

A nose picking habit.
You just have to nab it.
Get that booger at your sea.
It will never escape thee.

A breakfast skipper,
Or a double dipper.
Bad habits indeed.
Shame on you at your feed.

A constant pill popper
Call a pharma copper.
Rot your insides out.
A habit that will turn you into a trout.

Holding on to crap.
Not literally, chap.
One bad habit.
Still beats humping a rabbit.

There you are, some bad habits from near and far. Have any of those? Please don't say you pick your nose. That would just mess with my OCD and we need to leave that be. Feel free to move to the head of the class with any other bad habit not mentioned by my little rhyming ass.

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