Hey, It’s Not Rocket Surgery

(now trending online: morons)

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Let’s play a game. Here’s how it works: I’ll show you something somebody said on facebook, and you try to guess if that person has a cerebral cortex.

Sounds simple, right? Based solely on someone’s facebook posts, you can determine if they’re a functional, contributing member of society, of if they spent their formative years running into trees, missing doorways, and eating lead paint.

We’ll start with an easy one:

Its mind bottling how dumb she is.

Yeah, i...