Terms Of Use For My Caboose!

So here at my lair some may not be aware of the terms of use when visiting my caboose. I have never made them known and I would not want a newbie to moan. Well maybe I would, but I will post them just so they are understood.

By coming here,
To give a peer,
At my rhyming rear,
Round like a sphere,

You agree,
To always let me,
Use your retort,
Back at you at my court.

Use what you say,
Even at your bay,
For a display,
That may cause dismay.

A picture or two,
I may steal borrow from you,
For whoopdi friggin doo,
Or something else in view.

A nickname or three,
You may get from me.
Duck Bill or Gawker,
Maybe even The Squawker.

The last is still here,
Available for all near.
So if you sound like a parrot,
You may get that carrot.

You may be a story,
Something rather gory,
Or just in one,
I give a run.

A video or two,
May star you.
In a different light.
Could be a fright.

Even in a book,
Here at my nook,
You may see,
A version of thee.

By commenting at my bay,
You sign your life away.
It's now in the hands of a cat,
So how about that?

There you go, now all are in the know when coming to my show. You may even get featured with zombie toe. That is rather rare but it could happen at my lair. You have been warned in mass of the terms of use of my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.