Where Have All the Humans Gone?

When I received a telephone call this morning from a computer - a female computer, mind you - it wasn't a big surprise. Computers have done their best to take over the world, haven't they? But this one was a first. This female computer - who had probably just finished her third cup of coffee for the morning while sitting in her home office with her feet kicked up on her overcrowded desk - had something to say for herself, alright. She informed my voice mail (who doesn't drink coffee anymore)...