The Last Post At My Coast!

Yes, you read that right. This is the last post at my site. Sadly the cat must go and run to and fro. I must dig in the litter. Now now, don't get bitter. It has been fun. I pretend to enjoy everyone.

It has been grand,
I give all a hand,
For coming to my land,
It is never bland.

Much has come due,
Here at my zoo.
Like making fun of all of you.
Even a see through loo.

Whoopdi friggin doo,
I am just through.
It takes too much time,
To come up with a rhyme.

I need to run,
Go get some sun.
Maybe eat some grass.
Be a normal little ass.

It is too much to bear,
Here at my lair.
I hate goodbyes,
Hope no one cries.

So just remember me,
When a rhyme comes to thee.
I'll like that,
Here at my mat.

Maybe one day,
I'll be back on display.
I guess we shall see,
What comes up for me.

Until then I'm gone,
Closing my lawn.
Or is it my sea?
Maybe my tree?

Could be my zoo.
I'll leave that to you.
Take your best pick.
Eat some spotted dick.

So see you around.
No more rhymes will be found.
I am all done.
It has been fun!

APRIL FOOLS! The cat rules! Got one or two once again at my zoo. What is that? I'm a silly cat? Damn you, Pat. He did not change the calendar at our mat. I was one month late. You'd think I'd learn at my gate. Oh well, sorry for the hell. Many more rhymes will come to pass from my 120 posts ahead little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.