A Little Math As You Suffer Zenzizenzizenzic Wrath!

So for our final A to Z day we are going to go all zenzizenzizenzic at my bay. I bet you thought I made that up? Nope, say that without spitting in your coffee cup. Lots of Z's for the final one. This should be fun.

Zenzizenzizenzic I won't even rhyme.
That would just not be a fun time.
But I can go all math on you.
You may learn something before I'm through.

Zenzizenzizenzic is long obsolete.
I guess they didn't like it and hit delete.
Who'd want to write that out?
I'd surely curse and shout.

It is best known as a weird word.
Really? I find that so absurd.
I mean zenzizenzizenzic is so easy to say.
Nothing weird about it at ones bay.

So you've got 2.
You want to square it at your zoo.
Obviously you just say it's squared.
Then you have a big 4 when paired.

Then you want 2 to be cubed,
As in 2x2x2 for the math noobed.
That obviously equals 8.
Don't worry if math isn't your fate.

But from that 8 an idea is born.
Yet there is no word, so you're torn.
What could 2 to the power of 8 be?
Screw it, I'll just make up a word at my sea.

Zenzizenzizenzic it is.
Don't you love this math biz?
Are you ready for a quiz?
When I'm through you'll be a whiz.

So say zenzizenzizenzic ten times fast.
Now your tongue is in a cast.
Then yank and pull it out,
Give a little blubber lip shout.

Dance around like a loon,
Looking like a Looney Toon.
Do this for 2 hours and 56 days.
Now you have solved the zenzizenzizenzic maze.

2 to the power of zenzizenzizenzic,
Is, okay I'll do it, dendidendidendic,
Or rather, 256.
Now you know some math tricks.

Did all of that make sense to you? I hope I never confused you at my zoo. That just would not do. You need to use zenzizenzizenzic every day, it's true. So use zenzizenzizenzic in mass. You will be thanking my zenzizenzizenzic powered little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.