V is for Vibrators: 3 Quirky Toys for Sensational Vibration

“Laura, haven’t most of the sex toys you’ve already talked about been vibrators?” you are probably asking.

Yes, dear reader, that is true. And thanks for sticking with this series of Sex Toys from A to Z! I hope you’ve been enjoying the ride.

But today I thought I’d highlight a few of the most interesting, unusual and, indeed, occasionally the most expensive vibrators I’ve come across in my sex toy research, to give you a few more examples of what a wide, wonderful world of sexual vibration there is out there, just waiting for you to come play.

First up, The Cone:

As you can see, The Cone is a conical vibrator — a decidedly atypical shape for stimulating one’s naughty bits. There are two buttons, one of which allows users to vary the speed and pattern of the vibes, and the other of which is the “orgasm button,” that just puts the motor on full speed for instant gratification.

I’ve written more extensively on The Cone in terms of vibration innovations in my book The Vixen Files, in case you’re curious to learn more about this one. Though it’s not my favorite vibrator, it’s definitely got unique potential, depending on how athletic you are – or would like to be – in bed.

Another curious find is the Earth Angel Battery-Free Wind-Up Vibrator:

This product has actually been discontinued, probably because winding up your vibrator is pretty time consuming and super annoying when you’re in the mood to get off right now. Also, since it’s made of rigid plastic, with no G spotting curves or other preferred vibrator frills, it’s not exactly the ideal shape. So, although this one is a win for the eco-conscious, it never seemed to wind up the ladies the way its manufacturer thought it would.

Another vibrator that gets a lot of people’s engines revving is the Sybian device:

Built a bit like a mechanical bull with a variety of detachable dongs to ride, the Sybian is the stuff of plenty of perverts’ wet dreams. (For instance, it’s been road-tested by Carmen Electra on the Howard Stern Show.) It’s got a lifetime guarantee – but then again, at $1,345 a pop it’d better!

Those are just my top three most quirky vibrators, but there are plenty more out there to suit just about every fancy. Be sure to check out Babeland for lots more vibrators to get your motor running.

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