I Will Vastate You At My Zoo!

So for V I thought I would really help thee. I am going to vastate you all at my hall. By the time we are through you won't blink an eye when such things come in view.

 
By the time I am through,This face will never again grace you.When my vastate is complete.You won't look twice at your street.
I will give you time to prepare.You may need it at your lair.At first this could be an awful fate,So breathe and get ready to vastate.
Are you ready to go?Trust me, I started off easy at my show.There are far worse out there.I will just ease you in at my lair.
 
Back boobs are so scary.Some can even be super hairy.Just look and don't flinch.Soon you'll want to measure them by inch.
 
Creepy food is rather yuck.Gloria may just be in luck.Now she can make it with ease,I vastated her so it's a breeze.
 
Don't like hairy feet?The cat thinks they are neat.Can yank the hair and run.See, even nasty can be fun.

 Look at that moon.Sure won't make any swoon.But it isn't so cough cough bad.We all have one at our pad.
 
Just sit and stare.This is a big beware.Don't want this in the mirror,So make sure they stay clearer.
 
And the one you have been waiting for,Zombie feet get a yearly encore.I've already vastated most on these,So looking passed them should be a breeze.
 
And the nastiest of all,If you are in the know at your hall.That is not food one bit,It's from a dog and isn't spit.  Have you guess what vastate means yet? Nasty, would be your thought I bet. But nope, not at all. It means to make immune at ones hall. Now that you have seen such things come to pass, you are immune to them all thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.