A Whoopdi Friggin Doo Tells Things That Are True!

Robbie Raisin is here today. I guess with this A to Z thing I will play. But wasn't the alphabet learned in primary? Okay, I won't be contrary. For W we go to Whoopdi Friggin Doo where we are going to get the truth on all of you.

So Truedessa, let's start with you. What really turns you on at your zoo?

Wow, where do I begin
heads in a jar with a grin
aliens in some funky skin

Now there is a fetish for the ages. I don't want to be near her as her fire rages. Optimistic long named guy, what is the best gift you ever gave under your sky?

The gift that keeps on giving
Dog poop makes life worth living  

I bet they thought it was the shit. Hank, can you top that hit?

Now it is #6
Gets one transfixed

Is that some kind of drug? Silver Fox who would you like to hug?

At my loop!
I'd really be in dutch
So thank you very much!

Errr ummm okay. I hope you don't pay. Alex who would you very much like to meet and greet?

a nine-breasted alien with six peckers

Damn, you really think big. Theresa do you hang from a tree or twig?

Only 1 giveaway in the works now, and sadly, not for you, you mean Canadian!

Can a raisin be Canadian or anything else for that matter? Brian, do you just gawk or chatter?

It seems another breast is just out of reach

I'll take that as just gawk. Manzanita it is your turn to talk.

don't leave in a bitter flitter
Or you'll be called a boobie quitter

Wise advice for Brian I guess. Beer Guys anything to add to this mess?

Because nine breasts are four and a half times better than two, and that's just basic math.

Okay, moving on now. Susan with a slash in her name, telling me something to wow.

Seeing such a multi-sexed beauty would take a lot of beer

Brian, look what you did? Rosey can you add something about a squid?

The Halloween Nazi has been known to retaliate

Well that was out of the blue.Humbird, please give some advice to the crew.

I realize the beer psychology
is counter- wise

A counter is wise? Tabbies of trout towne, any cat cries?

heer comez a dam burd  

You need to get over that. Terry, what do you have under your hat?

some turds... so maybe you won something after all

That has to stick in the hair, viewers beware.  Mary Kirkland can you tell us about all of this alien fuss?

a whole new idea to the thought of being probed

I guess all need their kicks. Claudia are you thankful for more than sticks?

i'm glad i don't have nine breast...just think about the fuzz when you want to buy a new bra then

Okay, be glad for that. Robyn care to share about more than scat?

Thanks for keeping balls in blue

Sure, any time. Sandra are you in love with a mime?

It pays to look down

Size does matter you say, okay! Sherry, with such things do you play?

I have plenty of those prizes at my bay

Hmmm this is getting dirty. Betsy, are you also flirty?

yeah, I'm confused

That happens in old age. Brian the cat, what's in your cage?

It pays to look down or you will step with a frown

Still hung up on being snipped? Mary has your gift been shipped?

don't want this burst

What burst? Remembering Grace, quench our knowledge thirst.

I didn't realize how annoying that word was until now, actually.
So I actually went to my blog and searched the front page...
Seven instances of the word 'actually'.
I actually must go now and edit my life.
Actually.

Wow, you are rather mouthy I will say. Thanks to her our time has gone away. That is all truth you will learn. Until next time when Whoopdi Friggin Doo gives you your turn.

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You guys exposed a ton with this Whoopdi Friggin Doo run. Hopefully no one sees it on the air. Who knew such fetishes were at every lair? Some need to go roll in the grass and be as calm as my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.