Use a welding glass, at least! Please! Save your eyeballs from certain melt-down! Oh, wait... You mean you
missed the launch? It was a thousand times brighter than the sun and visible from two thousand miles away. We had five golden pigs, four marching bands, three French roasts, two mating slugs, and a blue ladybug in red wine.
We had live synchronized llama dancing all along Insectivore Boulevard
all day long and well into the velvet night. Ladies snickered and gentlemen swooned.
We gave away thousands of hundred dollar bills to anyone who would take a copy of the book off our hands.
You can imagine what might have happened if we had gone
all out.
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April 14, 2014 22:44
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It was a nice idea to cover some of the bright lights outside the launch area with a lunar eclipse. That small gesture to protect the sleep of those who needed to get up early for work today was quite thoughtful. It's little courtesies like that that keep me a loyal SRoP reading customer. :-)