Richard McGowan's Blog: Smashed-Rat-On-Press - Posts Tagged "instigate"

Use a welding glass, at least! Please! Save your eyeballs from certain melt-down! Oh, wait... You mean you missed the launch? It was a thousand times brighter than the sun and visible from two thousand miles away. We had five golden pigs, four marching bands, three French roasts, two mating slugs, and a blue ladybug in red wine.

We had live synchronized llama dancing all along Insectivore Boulevard all day long and well into the velvet night. Ladies snickered and gentlemen swooned.

We gave away thousands of hundred dollar bills to anyone who would take a copy of the book off our hands.

You can imagine what might have happened if we had gone all out.