J is for Jimmyjane

I must admit, I have a bit of a lady boner for Jimmyjane.

See, the company prides itself on making top of the line sex toys, taking perennial favorites like the Rabbit, the Magic Wand, and so forth and creating the best versions of these toys money can buy.

And you’ll definitely need to have that money, honey, ’cause these toys ain’t cheap!

Case in point: the Jimmyjane Little Gold vibrator is $325. The Eternity model, encrusted with diamonds, is $2,750.

Does your vagina really need a gold, diamond-encrusted vibrator? Maybe not. But if I’ve learned anything from my days as a flautist in my high school band, it’s that gold warms up quicker than other, cheaper metals. Therefore maybe you really do need a 24k gold sex toy. After all, who wants freezing cold metal in their va-jay-jay?

Playing with sex toys should not resemble a gynecological exam, so please warm your metal vibrators before insertion, folks.

Now, if you’re not made of money, you can still find some great stuff in Jimmyjane’s toy box. For instance, their Iconic collection offers both a vibrating cock ring and a bullet vibrator that are some of the best in the biz.

They also produce a Forms series that have brought some innovative and erogenous designs to the bedroom. Here’s Form 3, for instance:

In short, this is a sex toy company from which you’ll truly want to collect them all!

What’s your favorite Jimmyjane product, and would you ever spend $2,750 on a sex toy?

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