STIIIIIIIIIIICK! a poem by Ruby the Dog

STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
-a poem by Ruby the Dog

 

Holy Shit! I love this stick!
You are so nom-nom tasty and
Wow, I can gnaw you with my back molar
And FUCK YOU OTHER DOG
Get anywhere near my stick and I will growl at you
Grrrrrr

 

This is my stick
And it is the best FUCKING STICK EVER.
How I love you sticky sticky sticky stick.
All other sticks are nowhere near as good as…

 

Hey, the human who feeds me just threw something
OH MY FUCKING GOD IT’S A STIIIIIIIIIIICK
FUCK THIS OLD STICK
That’s my new stick!
I will run like the wind and
Grab you in my teeth and
Nom-nom-nom
STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

 

 

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