The Crazies Give The A To Z A Go At My Show!

The cat was out and about when he heard a familiar shout. It was Gung and Ho, both of whom are rather slow, sitting on a stump. It might have even got stuck up Gung's rump.

"So Ho, think we should give the A to Z a go?"

"Gung, is your bell rung? But okay, it can't be hard to post every day."

The pair sat there and tried to think. I bet there are more brains in a kitchen sink. But they gave it a go while I hunted down a crow.

"A is for Panama, right Gung?"

"No, I think it is for lung. Air goes into a lung so lungs need A to have a nice day."

"But A is in Panama three times. Without A, Panama may as well just home mimes."

They argued back and forth for quite a while. They even used language that was rather vile. That is when they agreed on one, at least for a few seconds before going on another argument run.

"Ass! That gets an A pass."

"Yeah Ho, look at us with the A to Z flow."

"Wait Gung! An ass is a donkey and there is now A, not even in its dung."

"Damn! We almost had one. Lung is still the most fun."

They were still hung up on A. They went back and forth on it throughout the whole day. Finally they just skipped to the end. These two could drive anyone around the bend.

"Ho, Z is the hardest one. Let's give that a run."

"Gung, what are you doing? Were those sleeping pills you were chewing?"

Gung fell asleep and started to snore. You know how much I love that at my shore. Ho caught on to his lame brain thing and fell asleep too giving a snoring ring. The cat was not about to take that again. I grabbed a nearby pen. I stuck it in Gung's ear and it went right through. It was a perfect view. They woke up before I could have much fun. But I still drew on their face a ton.

"Ho, I got the best idea ever. Z is for sleep, I'm so clever."

"Gung, that is great. Now we can solve them all at any rate."

"We just need to sleep on it. Then we will get them bit by bit."

"Look at our reflection in the pond. C is for clown, it was given to use from beyond."

"We have a fairy godmother, Ho. An A to Z one, bro."

The pair looked around for a few hours expecting someone to show up with powers. Then they decided to sleep once more. I took off so I did not have to hear them snore. Somehow I do not think they will pass the A to Z like my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.