The Roar Of The Snore!

So what do you do when your ear drums can take it no more at your zoo? The cat was at the other sea and they sure snore with glee. So much I perk up my ears and run away due to snoring fears.

Hide under the bed,
To avoid the dread.
But it can wake the dead.
Paws over ears on my head.

Nope, that don't work.
Damn, snoring jerk.
Keeping the cat awake.
Drown them in a lake.

Turn on the fan.
They still sound like a trash can.
This is an awful fate.
It is getting late.

Earplugs don't work too.
What can I do?
Try a different room,
And they still bring my ears doom.

The cat needs to pack.
Enough of this ear attack.
Let's go back to our sea,
Where we can sleep snore free.

Sounds like a race horse,
After finishing a course.
Or maybe a train horn.
Some coma induced porn?

Oh what a fetish that would be.
I'm sure it is to a few at their sea.
But we do not want to know.
So snore freak, keep it on the down low.

Maybe I could sell tickets to the attraction?
I could get plenty of action.
Takes bets on the loudest one.
The cat could make a ton.

Bet on length as well.
This could be swell.
Any takers?
Could be money makers.

Better yet I'll get a sock.
Use it as a snore lock.
And if that doesn't work as a buffer,
I'll grab a pillow, hopefully they won't suffer.

So much more peaceful at our sea with no snore spree. How can someone go so loud and not draw a crowd? Quite the freak show I say. Of course in a nice way. Now the cat will go sleep in mass as after that noise he is a tired little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.