The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth At My Booth!

So many people go about and give a tell me the truth shout. But do they really want such a thing always at their wing? A lot of times that seems to be no as they give you, at best, a what do you know.

How do I look?
Like a two bit crook.
I mean oh so nice.
I hope that didn't cost a high price.

How are you?
Happier when you aren't in view.
I mean pretty good.
You just misunderstood.

Do you mind doing this?
I'd like to throw it on the floor and take a piss.
I mean no problem at all.
I'll do it after this call.

Why aren't you done?
Because I'd rather go for a run.
I mean because you're an ass.
Damn, they just come in mass.

Want to donate today?
Rather watch you eat hay.
I mean I already did.
I donated a stuffed squid.

Want to go for lunch?
Not with you pompous bunch.
I mean not today.
Maybe come May.

Would you buy that?
Not even if I was a rat.
I mean sure it looks great.
I hope you didn't pay a huge rate.

Does this make me look fat?
Like a butterball plump rat.
Oh, I mean no way.
Who cares if you'll float in the bay.

Did you hear that?
No, because I'm two feet farther away, you dingbat.
I mean, sure it was such a noise.
Someone is sure playing with fun toys.

Can't you say anything nice?
Sure, for a steep price.
I mean just not to you.
Damn, I hate being true.

So is the truth always a perk? Does it always work? Hmm I guess it depends on who it is to. Some may dunk your head in the loo. Choose wisely your truth battles and sass. You may not get away with it like my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.