Please fire me. There was a small fire at our company, and the third shift didn’t realize they had...

Please fire me. There was a small fire at our company, and the third shift didn’t realize they had to call the fire department and evacuate the building. They called the IT guy, because the fire was near electrical equipment. The next day management decreed all employees had to undergo safety training. Did training start with the third shift workers? No way. Day shift went first. After a week management decided to stop the retraining because it was costing too much. The second and third shifts really didn’t need safety training anyway.