Please fire me. I was out with the flu. The next day my boss called me into his office. While he...

Please fire me. I was out with the flu. The next day my boss called me into his office. While he was eating his third bag of gummy bears and swigging directly from a 2-liter bottle of Dr. Pepper, he informed me that he wouldn’t approve my sick time. ”It’s your own fault you get sick. You don’t eat healthy like I do.”