The “What Kind of Buzzfeed Quiz Taker Are You?” Quiz

If you’ve ever wanted to know what actor would play you in the worst movie of all time, whether you’re Cotton-Eyed Joe, or if you should eat a fucking snack, Buzzfeed has you covered! Buzzfeed quizzes are all the rage these days! Find out what kind of Buzzfeed quiz taker you are by taking this quiz!

And yeah, those are all real quizzes on Buzzfeed. How quirky and fun!

FIRST QUESTION: ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE?

Dinosaur Porn
Pac-Man’s Ethnicity
Aunt Jemima
Useless Liberal Arts Degree
Special Olympics
Hetero-themed Gay Porn
9/11
Taco Bell Restroom in the Hood
WTF, All of These Options Are Terrible


You got: Buzzfeed quizzes are stupid. Stop sharing them.

Buzzfeed is Carlos Mencia. They steal shit from other websites, make terrible quizzes, and soil Facebook feeds with content that’s equivalent to anal leakage. Treat these quizzes like masturbation: do them in private, and only show the final result to the weirdos who ask to see it.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Buzzfeed quizzes are stupid. Stop sharing them.