Hermes Store Employee Roster - Part 2 of 6

The Farmer Gender: FemaleSexual Preference: what? Are you kidding?Age:50-70 (but looks and acts not a day over 90)Hair: gray with highlights of chicken-piss yellowTeeth: possiblyMotto: "You'll never see a Birkin in this lifetime"Percentage in Hermès Captivity: 5-10%Likelihood of Birkin Purchase: see Motto Previous Job: meatpacking plant foreman The Lowdown: this woman was born into a farming family from the hinterlands, raised on a diet of condensed milk and cattle by-products. She hates money and anyone who has it. The idea of a handbag that costs more than her car awakens both loathing and confusion in her soul. One can only wonder why she is inevitably store manager; perhaps some strange work release program of the fiftiesMale Approach: avoid at all costs due to potential for catching any number of agrarian-related illnesses. If interaction is inevitable, compliment her fake pearl studs. Brace yourself for rejection coupled with overwhelming waft of clinical halitosis.