Release Week Rocks On

On release day I went out with my best people, and we toasted the book by moonlight at the side of the canal. My fabulous publisher sent champagne, my fabulous best friend sent flowers in red and gold to match the US cover, and the delivery man bearing these gifts was under the mistaken impression that I must have had a terrible fight with my boyfriend.

DELIVERY MAN: Ah, love, he's sorry! Forgive him!
SARAH (sunnily): I will.

I did not want the delivery man to be sad about my imaginary romantic woe