A Kinda Squawk With Body Talk!

So the cat was out and about getting poked, which has my vote, when there was a conversation in the background that was of high sound. You could swear Flappy was doing the yapping as they were sure flapping.

Body Talk is the best thing ever.
The two sounded so clever.
But lets see how that will go.
On with the show.

Hello Body, how are you?
I am alright but wishing I was new.
Can't you fix stuff?
Have you seen yourself in the buff?

Was that a dig?
Be nice or I'll make you wear a wig.
That would just be rude.
Then don't give me attitude.

Why do you have to crack?
Would you like a heart attack?
I would give you a big smack.
But then I'd make you need an ice pack.

Can't you leave my back be?
Why? It is kind of funny.
Don't you like the water in my cup?
Can't you tell I love it from each hiccup?

Body, you are a vindictive bitch.
Quiet or I will make you itch.
Is that something like a twitch?
You'll see when I send you to the ditch.

When cold why do you shiver?
Because I want to clean the liver.
But that isn't so bad.
It's my party pad.

Alright, I don't want to chat.
Stop and I'll make you fat.
You are one mean chatter.
Do you want to be a rising batter?

That is not a nice threat.
Is it a threat on which you'll bet?
Not today anyway.
Good, now go play.

Why would I want to play?
You haven't exercised today.
So you're telling me to get off my ass?
Yes, or I'll give you a wide mass.

Hmmm I can't say talking to my body was the best thing ever. Those two are not very clever. I will let them squawk about body talk. Now I will make sure I don't have extra mass to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.