Invader Alert, Blood May Squirt!

The cat was relaxing at our bay under a sunny ray and then I awoke to some thin bloke. This guy was really weird indeed. I ran away at super speed. But he did not move at all. So we decided to rid him from our hall.


 I awoke from sleep,And up I had to leap.This black eyed freak,Was sitting there so sleek.

Cassie even gave it a try,She was mad she couldn't give him a black eye.He already had two.His smell was also eww.

 I found him to have holes.Maybe he sat on hot coals?I could see all the way through.He was snip snipped too.

Cassie tried the other side,Could still see far and wide.The dude couldn't even talk,Of course without any voice box, that isn't a shock.

I tried to find an ear,To see if he could hear.But there wasn't even an ear spot.It was time he hurt, a lot.

 We both decided the best course of attack.We would rid this thing from our shack.The invader would go back to space,Or at least the closet without a trace.

Kitty ninja was my way,To cause the thing dismay.Take that ninja wannbe,Shown up by a kitty.

 Cassie just bit his head.That seemed to cause him dread.He ran away at top speed.We had done the deed.

 All in a day's work.We beat the jerk.Time for a snooze.We can't lose.

She can have the couch,As she is quite the grouch.I'll just take the bed.So if an invader comes, bite them on the head.
There you go, now you know how to get rid of invaders at your show. Just do kitty ninja and bite them high, not low. You could kick them down there if they are not snip snipped at their lair. Now I need to join Cass and rest my kitty ninja little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.