I'll take the next one

I know I've admitted this before, but where and to whom, I don't know.

In 2008, when I missed my plane leaving Little Rock, I didn't actually miss my plane.

Sure, they did run out of seats and ask for volunteers to stay behind, and I did put up my hand, but after a while, they came up with a seat for me. ...but I didn't want to leave.


"Sir, we have a seat for you," the ticket agent said.
"What? I thought the plane was overbooked."

"It is, but we have a seat for you."

"You can give it to someone els...