I'm torn…

…between not dignifying certain posts with a response, and showing up at the authors' doors, chaining them to their radiators and having Kristin Chenoweth read aloud to them in her squeaky little voice until they swear that next time they'll at least READ THE BOOK THEY'RE CRITIQUING before they critique it. After that, toss it, trash it, shred it and use it to line your Guinea pig's cage if you think it sucks. I'm as environmental as the next gal.

I may be merely a women's magazine editor...