Are You an Agent of Chaos?! (One of You Crazy Nutbars Might Win a Grenade)

HELLO, I AM STANDING HERE IN A FUNNY HAT TO TELL YOU ABOUT HOW YOU CAN WIN A GRENADE. AND A BERET VERY MUCH UNLIKE THIS FUNNY HAT…

ARE YOU AN AGENT OF CHAOS?

- HAVE YOU EVER STRUCK A BLOW FOR ANARCHY?

(er, in a hat or not)

- DONE SOMETHING SURREAL JUST TO SEE IF THEY’D STOP YOU?

(i’ve yelled “squid” at strangers from a moving vehicle)

- CROSSED A BORDER JUST TO DIP YOUR TOE IN THE FORBIDDEN?

(i once waved my hand in Georgia while still in Florida)

- PULLED THE TRIGGER BECAUSE YOU LIKE THE FEEL OF COL