The 5 Definitive Criteria by which Science Fiction Cinema is to be Judged

Many folk have asked me,”Pardon me, sir, but could you leave the store? You are frightening our customers.” While this is a good question, a better question is, “Dear world famous yet humble science fiction author John C. Wright, why is it that your taste in movies is so very bad? Didn’t you actually like LADY IN THE WATER by M. Night Shyamalan? What criteria do you, world famous science fiction author John C. Wright, use to achieve such an astonishing nadir of goodtastemanship?”

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