What I've learned so far

I'm hanging out at the Baltimore airport waiting for my connecting flight to West Palm Beach, FL. I haven't even reached my destination and already I have learned lots of things!

1. Even though you REALLY want to set the guy behind you straight on his misinformed and highly offensive political views, it is best to stay quiet in case you have to sit next to him on the plane.

2. When you don't want to talk to your seatmate, look busy.

3. If you're trying to look busy, you may as well ACTUALLY get ...