Mole Man Gets Himself Some Vintage Corvettes And The Cops Are Clueless

Recently, a sinkhole at the Corvette Museum swallowed 8 vintage Corvettes. I’ve heard people talking about this, but no one has apparently realized the obvious. Mole Man now has himself 8 vintage Corvettes and the cops are none the wiser.

I’m sure you all remember Mole Man:

I remember Mole Man in particular from the old crappy Fantastic Four cartoons. He was once a normal person, but turned to a villain because he was shunned by society. In the crappy cartoons I saw, he and his band of subterranean creatures had hollowed out passages beneath all major cities and put them on giant elevator lifts. Then, he’d lower the lifts and bring the cities down into his subterranean world. The Fantastic Four, of course, stopped him by taking out the mechanisms for the lifts so he couldn’t lower them anymore. The cities were saved. At least, that’s how I remember it.

Heck, check out the bits from one of the cartoons for yourself:

We won’t get into how no one noticed anyone digging under all of the world’s major cities, or how much problems that would cause even if the lifts couldn’t be used to lower the cities anymore. Seemed like all that would cause some major subsidence problems and be pretty noticeable to me, but the cartoon glossed over that and so will we.

However…vintage Corvettes suddenly being swallowed up by the ground? Clearly Mole Man used his elevator lifts to steal himself some vintage Corvettes. The police suspect nothing, though. The Fantastic Four should really get on this.