The Ultimate Lie Detector Test

I should take a lie detector test - daily. Not just any old lie detector test. But the ultimate lie detector test. And not because I tell lies, for the truth is that I hate them and I don't tell them. I really need to take the ultimate lie detector test daily because I'm a sucker for believing them - even when the lies are dangerous and potentially deadly. But then deception can be deadly, can't it? At the very least, it's dangerous, right? So why do I keep falling into the trap of believing...