Parents, I don’t care how soon you’re coming back, you never ever
EVER leave your pets in a hot car.
Ever.
“Yeah, we’ll get to the cow. But what are you doing on the Kremlin’s lawn?”
When Cows Don’t Yield
“Traction,” pointed out Wisconsin’s #1 BMW salesman. “It’s all about traction.”
It was a cautionary tale. When the police arrived, the texting-addicted cow was still holding the cellphone.
“What can I tell you, judge,” Mother Goose snapped. “After they jump over the moon, they have to land
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Published on February 11, 2014 13:08