Writing Exercise Pitch Session 2

Hey, EE. Glad I caught you in.

I coulda sworn I locked that door. Hang on while I buzz Security.

But I've got a great idea for a writing exercise.

Nobody does the writing exercises.

That's because your ideas stink.

What's your idea?

Bad analogies describing Evil Editor being killed. For example, The guillotine dropped onto Evil Editor's neck like a bocce ball dropped from the top of the leaning tower of Pisa, only sharper. Or: Like a sommelier using a corkscrew to open a sangria bottle, Borgo the D...