Writing Exercise Pitch Session 3

One might expect an editor to have a prestigious office and not starving artist landscapes on magnolia walls made squalid by spider webs and candle stains, beige vinyl chairs circa 1950 and gray desk. A lone secretary greeted me, wearing Fashions by Snooki and makeup by some reality-show makeup artist, all tarted up for television.

"May I help you?" Her voice crackled with the sex appeal of Selma Diamond. She noticed the blood draining from my cheeks as thoughts of success ran screaming from m...