What Not To Do At Your Zoo!

What to do has been done a time or ten at my den. Now for today we will go the other way. Just because I want to as if the cat does it any other way at his zoo.


The cat insecure?
Pfft I just endure.
The cat makes it through.
Just use whoopdi friggin doo.

Don't take to heart,
The hatred of an old fart.
Get a bad review,
Whoopdi friggin doo.

Don't feel bad,
If the writing pisses one off a tad.
If it turns them blue,
Whoopdi friggin doo.

Need a break,
Feel free to take.
Don't write for a day or two,
Whoopdi friggin doo.

Brain says you suck,
You're crap outta luck.
Actually it swears at you,
But whoopdi friggin doo.

People don't get it,
Your writerly fit.
Say right on cue,Whoopdi friggin doo.

Think you are done,
But have to edit a ton.
It will be better to view,So whoopdi friggin doo.
The house is a mess,
While you play character chess.
Hire a cleaning crew,Or just go whoopdi friggin doo.

Stuck in a rut.Dog sniffs your butt?Try something new.Give the old a whoopdi friggin doo.

Is it engrained in your head?Can I put this to bed?If not, here's your final clue,Just give a whoopdi friggin doo.
There we go the cat is done with today's whoopdi friggin doo show. No matter who you are at every single sand bar, you can't please everyone. So don't try and just give whoopdi friggin doo a run. So say it in mass with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.