Some dVerse Questions From Beyond At My Pond!

This nut is truly dVerse as he and his hologram future self can really make the cat curse. Yep, The Beyonder is back on his question attack. Here we go again as we try to get rid of him at our den.

Why is it called take out when it is brought in?
Has to be took out to be brought in, I win.
Why are all creations in the box called Jack?
Jack likes to wear disguises and go on the attack.

What happens if you lose a lost and found box?
I guess you won't ever get back your lost socks.
Why is it called lipstick if it always comes off?
I guess stuck on fish scales makes some scoff.

What is the opposite of opposite?
You are asking for a drop and hit.
Does a postman deliver his own mail?
I bet he does without fail.

If you stole a pen from the bank would it be a bank robbery in progress?
I hope the pen explodes and leaves you in one big mess.
What do you call a female daddy long legs?
A daddy long legs that begs?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Both give your doorbell a ring?
What do you say when you are told you're in denial but your not?
I guess you can't say a whole lot.

Do pigs pull ham strings?
Ask one with wings.
Why do you need a group for self help?
So they can slap you when you yelp.

Is a man full of wonder a wonderful man?
Maybe just one in need of a tan.
How can one hear themselves think?
I guess they have a brain link.

Why is it called a TV set when you only get one?
Maybe so you'll give two a run.
Why is it called a building when it is already built?
Because it is crappy and starts to wilt.

What is the difference between a novel and a book?
One sounds better and makes people look.
Why do they call someone late if they died early?
So no one in the family gets squirrely.

Is there ever a day that mattresses aren't on sale?
Not according to the flyers in the mail.
Why would Dodge make a car called Ram?
To crush you into toe jam.

With that he sighed and went away. I don't think he got any answers he wanted today. But plenty of questions he sure gave before he went back to his future cave. Any good answers you can give at my grass? Feel free to leave them for my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.