What You Need At Your Feed!

So there is much out there that you may not be aware. Let the cat help you to see what you need there at your feed. I bet it will cause you glee. Now sit back and trust me.

 
A big long bar,Have to have a car,Just to get to the end.I sense a growing trend.
 
When the aliens arrive,They won't survive,With your decked out room,You will bring them doom.
 
You could be Batman.All will be your fan.Wouldn't that be great?A flying rat at your gate.
 
This you need.Really at your feed.Forget the sunlight.Live where it is always night.
 
A giant killer eyeball.That will clear out your stall.Everyone will leave you be,Killer eyeballs will set you free.
 
Only six million bucks for this.It will bring you so much bliss.Blow out your ear drums too.Won't have to listen to anyone at your zoo.
 
A jeep inside.You can fake a ride.Or a ride of another kind,Could come due for your behind.
 
Easy as can be.A little bit nasty.But as long as you flush,To the bathroom you will no longer mush.
 
A house in a rock.This one is a lock.One way in, one way out.Keeps strangers from walking about.
 
And best of all,You need this at your hall.A naked statue right in the middle.Hey, if you get bored, with it you could fiddle.
Now aren't you ready to buy buy buy? Would these not be grand under your sky? I mean just look at that house in the rock, you would have no back door to unlock. Add them in mass and don't forget to thank my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.