Kanye Joins Twitter, Files GREATEST TWEET OF ALL TIME!

"DON'T HAVE A F****** TWITTER... WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I'M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE."

"I'M
ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY
BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I'M NOT AND I'M JUST LAYING ON A
BEACH I WOULDN'T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED
LESS OF."

--Kanye West, the last time he mentioned his lack of presence on Twitter.