1. Never insult a witch, you could be turned into a frog
2. (Number 1 leads to this one) Don’t eat the frog legs-you might be eating someone you know
3. Skip the punchbowl-unless you like eye of newt or bat wings, etc.
4. If some witch asks how you clean your kitchen floor, say a mop or vacum-they are touchy about using brooms for such menial labor
5. Avoid any witch discussing magic spells with a twitching nose
Published on January 29, 2014 15:12