Don’t do this at a Witches’ party

1.  Never insult a witch, you could be turned into a frog


2.  (Number 1 leads to this one)  Don’t eat the frog legs-you might be eating someone you know


3.  Skip the punchbowl-unless you like eye of newt or bat wings, etc.


4.  If some witch asks how you clean your kitchen floor, say a mop or vacum-they are touchy about using brooms for such menial labor


5.  Avoid any witch discussing magic spells with a twitching nose


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Published on January 29, 2014 15:12
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