What to do with a Ghost

1.  Act scared when they are moving or throwing things (even if it’s cotton-balls)

2.  When  ghosts are turning on and off your lights-show them your electric bill

3.  When ghosts are crying offer them a handkerchief (they prefer those with initials)

4.  When apparitions are moaning or groaning, show them the Playboy channel

5.  When the spooks are rattling their chains, offer to polish them