Can't Give Affection Because They Snip Snipped My Erection!

So the cat still has a grudge as I try and I try and it won't budge. I can't get an erection. It is there in the right section, but that is all it is, there. It might as well be air.

It is stuck,
Just my luck.
Why should you care?
You still have your pair.

So depressed.
I'm not at my best.
I need them back.
Balls I lack.

Damn, snip snip.
I need to give all lip.
But why write it.
I'll make a new hit.

It will star me.
I will get new ones for free.
All will see my plight.
I have no umm bite.

Just a thing in the middle,
I can no longer diddle.
That is just so rude,
Especially since I'm always in the nude.


So there you are. Now it can be heard near and far. The plight of the cat. I got snip snipped at my mat and I can't give affection because I can't get an erection. Such horrors in mass have been done to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.