One Side Or Two As The Coin Flew!

So dVerse wants the cat to look at both sides of the coin. First I may need a coin to join. Oh look, there is a face and a bird on it at our nook. Okay, I looked at the thing. Now what at my wing?

Limbs hurt,
Back aches.
                 Body alert,
                 No breaks.

Tad crazy,
Thinks much.
                   Never lazy,
                   Surpasses clutch.

Hate work,
Hate commute.
                    Paycheck perk,
                    Own a suit.

Trust gone,
Thoughts linger.
                     Avoid a con,
                     Jerry Springer.

Lunch sucks,
Stale food.
                 Feed ducks,
                 Diet renewed.

Tire flat,
Cell dead.
              Avoided splat,
              No irradiated head.

Snow ahead,
Super cold.
               Warm bed,
               Lovers hold.

Book delayed,
Movie stopped.
                Anticipation laid,
                Remake flopped.

Internet down,
Computer dead.
                     Visit town,
                     Hear what's said.

Money spent,
Wallet bare.
               Paid rent,
               Junk free lair.

And there we are the opposite side of the coin at my bar. What? Expected me to be mouthy today? I will let you fill in the blanks at your bay. That is the opposite at my sea. See, I can even cause more work for thee. Now my coin flipping has come to pass so I will wiggle off, shaking the opposite side of my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.