Readings from The Mother of all Books

So apparently, I need to urge people to buy the book. Tempt them (hence the Goodreads contest). Lure them (hence the pictures of various bookshelves on my Facebook page. Yes, I have a Facebook page. You can stop laughing now). Also, apparently (apparent to whom I'd like to ask. Definitely not to me. Or to all six of my blog readers- the number of readers, BTW has practically doubled overnight!),