Never ask your kid to draw a picture of you.

Boredom is dangerous.

To escape boredom’s dangerous grip, we took a walk.

Alas, we forgot to check one thing: the temperature.

Halfway through the neighborhood, we headed home.

‘Cause we’re wimps.

Boredom opened its arms and invited us inside the warm living room.

To escape boredom’s clutches, I asked my kid to draw a picture of me.

Notice that my kid went to the trouble of drawing a vertical and horizontal guideline.

She intended to make this picture VERY precise. An exact replica of me.

Ohmygosh, I had no idea my nose was so…pointy.

And someone better get me a comb, pronto.

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Never, ever, ask your kid to draw a picture of you.